DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Extra Muscle? Please be funny and not racist.
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Without cash GAYVIATORS wouldnt have one friend but since he spends all his money to buy friends they all think he is tough and funny, please see picture for proof. All I can say is someone please sink that boat.
Those are some unorthodox shades that Gayviator is wearing on this man trip.- nik
Ernie does Janet! Get to work.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Now even Looking more for the gays Ro-Hawk has decided to go bald after being made ridiculed on thedirty for his horrible hair style, also it looks like to cheer him self up for all the ridicule he has been getting latley he has decided to inject more roids in his butt to become even more douchey. Nik since Ro-Hawk is bald now are you going to change his name?
I think he just trimmed down his bush and this is a bad angle. RO-Hawk easy on the RO-Rage, your chest is a little red.- nik
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REAL SGM! Too bad the Diamondbacks can’t afford him. Can you say Dodger Blue?
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Holly Molly DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lindsay Lohan had a falling out with Samantha Ronson on a night out in London over Calum Best. Lindsay was crying as you can see at tail end of video. The pair were well pissed off as they left. Army reporting from London. Over and out!
Lindsay Lohan is not a LESBO… you can only rub the magic carpet ride for so long until you realize that Greg was always the love of your life. (Speaking from a chicks perspective of course.)- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: So I remember about 10 yrs ago the story was that Eddie Murphy liked to pic up shims in Hollywood but he always denied it, but after seeing this picture with notorious SHIM Ashlee Ricci, I am starting to think that story may be true.
What is she doing running around on Hefner already? Everyone knows that guys with purple crayons are not allowed at the mansion after the whole Kendra incident.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Wayne Gretzky’s daughter. I grew up with her. She’s gorgeous. But would you?
Answer: This is tough… Her face looks so much like her fathers. I am going to say No, but I would rub it out in a cup and let her be my surrogate mother.
THE DIRTY ARMY: I have heard from many a reliable source the hiphop producer thinks he is the prince of Miami and douches his way up and down Collins in is leased luxury rides, it has also come to my attention that many of his toys and items are getting hit by the repo man because Scotty boy cant afford to pay his bills. Nik what is your opinion on this douche?
The guy is a bum now… he is broke and owes millions of dollars to different people. He WAS the whitest black guy on earth for a hot minute.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Looks like black barbie shim was trying to look like the Shim next to her, but it looks like the Wig dont fit all that well. Halloween is over i wonder if the will return the wig for her?
Yeah, her wig looks like it is falling forward. BBS the Little Kim look was cool in the 90’s. Just Sayin’.- nik
